TechNOlogy

I know I might sound old, but I kind of miss the days before the Internet.Mother Fuckers used to have to know how to read and how to spell. People wrote letters. And mailed them. And in writing letters, you'd fucking better have something to say. how stupid would it be if you got a letter in the mail from somebody on the other side of the country who you haven't seen in months and all they wrote was "lol"? I would hop on a plane and go personally visit that friend. After catching up over a few beers or whatever, meeting the wife, giving presents to the kids, I would proceed to kick the shit out of my friend for that pointless letter. Then I'd probably bed his wife, just to rub salt in the wounds.

Fuck Instagram and fuck cameras in general

I know I'm not the first to say it, I know I ain't gonna be the fuckin last. Butt seriously, stop taking god damn pictures of your god damn food. U aren't impressing anybody and i hate you. You need 2 go fuck yourself.

You know who else needs to fuck themselfs? Whoever deecided to just throw cameras on every fucking thing we own. Now everybody thinks that they are professional photographers. No training, no experience, just really shitty pictures and they can get away with it too because they can just say its "art". And who can deny them that? "Art" is whatever the fuck people want it to be. And the stupider it is and the dumber and more confusing the person explaining it sounds, the more its "art". And then it's expensive, because it's a big fucking scam on people.

So is the whole thing with wine. But that's for another time.