TechNOlogy

I know I might sound old, but I kind of miss the days before the Internet.Mother Fuckers used to have to know how to read and how to spell. People wrote letters. And mailed them. And in writing letters, you'd fucking better have something to say. how stupid would it be if you got a letter in the mail from somebody on the other side of the country who you haven't seen in months and all they wrote was "lol"? I would hop on a plane and go personally visit that friend. After catching up over a few beers or whatever, meeting the wife, giving presents to the kids, I would proceed to kick the shit out of my friend for that pointless letter. Then I'd probably bed his wife, just to rub salt in the wounds.