Fuck me! We're living in a weird time. Of course everybody is always living in weird times. There's constant progress, advances, new Pokemon emerging and other bullshit. Static we are not.
But recently I've felt that there's been this new change, this renaissance of an old group and their cause: Feminists.
Feminists have been around forever, because women have been treated crappily forever. That may or may not change. I don't know, I certainly won't be alive to see it. But it doesn't matter, because I'm not here to talk about the female feminists. I'm not even here to talk about the male feminists.
I would like to talk about the men with pussies who feel the need to co-opt the feminist movement as some way to prove that they're "nice guys" and deserving of one day having sex with one of those nice ladies they defended. Never realizing that not only will that never happen, they're also doing the opposite of what the feminist movement is about. Probably. I don't fucking know or care. I just spent the last hour researching Boise, Idaho for some random throwaway joke in something else I'm writing.
These guys are assholes. Virgin assholes. In the sense that they've never had sex and, I guess, their buttholes are really tight? That's a weird image and I'm not entirely sure where I was going with that.
Anyway, those white knights are the worst and they not only make other guys look emasculated, they often feel the need to speak on behalf of, or apologize for all other men. Speak for your bitch ass self!
When I'm President, I'm going to install urinals in all bathrooms, male and female. You're fucking welcome feminists.
