Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Irona can get it!

I was laying in bed the other morning...early afternoon, whatever (don't judge me) and that old ass 80s cartoon Richie Rich came on. Remember that shit? That motherfucker was stoooooopid rich! The pillows on his bed were stuffed with his allowance! The 8 thousand refrigerators in his house were solid gold! Speaking of which, does that even make sense? Is gold known for its thermodynamic properties?

Anyway, during one of his many dumb ass adventures --where some jerk criminal tries to steal all the money from the Rich Estate and Richie just uses some random invention from his mad scientist friend/adult lover and solves the problem and everybody goes back to throwing rocks at the Hispanic help, or whatever those bougie fuckers do-- I noticed that Richie's robotic maid Irona wasn't half bad!

Remember her?

Sure she's got a bit of a manish, square jaw, but she's got some dynamite gams (yeah, I'm from the 1930s), some decent android tittes and she's a ginger, which is something you don't often see in your basic robot maids. Plus, you see that shit coming out of her bellybutton? Truly, a cum-guzzler.

I'd totally tap that automaton ass! She's about a trillion times hotter than that hideous Rosie the Robot:

No gams to speak of. Tut, tut.

Speaking of which, how the fuck did robot technology go backwards so that the Jetsons, who live about a trillion years in the future have such a piece of crap robot as compared to the 1980s version of a robotic maid?

On the other hand, at least Astro isn't a dick like that fucking mutt Dollar. Don't even get me started!

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