There's this commercial that's been out for a few months, it probably came out mid to late fall. In this commercial a lady walks into the living room of her house, where her husband is busy reading the paper to stay abreast of current events, or finding important stock tips or some shit like that, basically he's being a productive and useful member of society. She's wearing a nice looking (I guess, since I'm not a butt pirate, I'm not a good judge of female fashion) dress that she's got on in the middle of the day, for no good reason. Her husband, being a typical manly man is turned by seeing his wife in a dress (and considering what an insufferable cunt his wife will reveal herself to be, I bet it's the first time in years he's felt a stirring in his loins for that twat) and is inspired to take her on a nice vacation, filled with good times and romantic dinners and what-have-you.
But as he's busy coming up with these great ideas, hoping to share good times with his useless wife, she informs him that they won't be able to use their
Chase Sapphire Card (and the wonderful reward points it seems to accumulate) because
THE BITCH USED ALL OF THE REWARD POINTS TO BUY A FUCKING DRESS FOR HERSELF!!!!! And what does she have to say for herself after her incredibly selfish actions?
Ta da!
The commercial ends there, with the husband having some kind of "oh you!" look on his face. The scene had to end there, for the sake of reality. Otherwise the next shot would have been of the bitch on the floor with blood trickling from the corner of her mouth and her husband standing over her with a look of satisfaction on his face.
Yeah, something like that.
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