Am I the only sane person in the world who is tired of these dumb ass movies? Okay Hollywood, we get it, you're totes in love with movies about kids who happen to be "the one" in some kind of mystical world and some adult (or group of adults) need to train them so they reach their full potential or some-such nonsense, before some super bad guy kills everybody or takes over the world, or both. You can quit shoving it down our throats! (no homo.)
Everybody's DVD bookcases are filled with the Harry Potters, the Narnias, the Eragons, the Seekers, the Spiderwick Chronicles, the Matrixes, the Karate Kids, etc. I'm sick of that shit! I get that these movies are geared toward kids, but I don't understand why they're always about some adult super-villain who is feared by everybody, but who is completely incapable of kicking some random, nobody kid in the balls. It's so lame. Just once I would like to see Voldemort, or whatever the fuck his name is, just walk up to Harry Potter, and just bitch-slap in in the face within the first ten minutes of the movie.
That would be so satisfying. And don't even get me started on how these movies are always either series, or trying to set up series. Because that's what everybody wants: franchises about punk ass kids with super powers beating up adults for no good reason other than because they (the punk ass kids) were told that they're "the one". Damn you Hollywood! And damn you American public for going to watch this shit in droves!
And this was YEARS before Hunger Games, the Divergent series or that Maze Runner bullshit. Hollywood didn’t get the memo.
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