She Can Get It: V.I.C.I.

Remember that classic 80s sitcom Small Wonder? (No? Neither do most normal people, way to be in the middle of the bell curve you vanilla-flavored motherfucker!) Well I do. It was a show about a scientist who created a robot to look like a little girl (I'm sure PedoBear is looking up instructions online on how to do that right now!) whom he called V.I.C.I. Which stands for WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Don't be confused. In the show she never smiled or had her hair down like some kind of 80s Shirley Temple. Her hair was always severely pulled back with bangs in the front. And even at the age of 8 I knew she could get it! Keep in mind, she was older then me at the time and still is (as far as I know) so all of my feelings for a fictional little girl robot are perfectly normal and legal (right?)

Before I even knew what soul-destroyers women can be, I knew that they had the perfect setup in that house. She "lived" in the closet of her "brother's" room. I'm telling you, that kid was fucking spoiled! First his dad makes a completely obedient robot the age of his son Jamie, then he puts the robot in Jamie's room where he has total access! Don't think he didn't experiment with her to see how "life-like" she was.

Jamie: Hey, ummm, Vicki? Come here for a minute?
V.I.C.I.: Yes Jamie (she had a very monotone voice, by the way)
Jamie: Great, why don't you get down on your knees and put your robotic mouth around my cock!

The best part? He gets to shut her down when he's done. No fuss, no muss!